Crochet Lover Gift – Funny Crochet Self Care Survival Kit - Gift Wrapped (5PC)

Crochet Lover Gift – Funny Crochet Self Care Survival Kit

I crochet so I don't kill people. 

Know someone who disappears into a pile of yarn, talks to their crochet projects and considers “just one more row” a perfectly reasonable way to spend the evening?

They need a Crochet Survival Kit.

This funny and thoughtful crochet lover gift combines handmade bath and body goodies with a little chocolate — because every crocheter deserves some serious downtime after wrestling with yarn, counting stitches and fixing that one mistake three rows back.

Choose Your Survival Scent

•RELAX — Lavender • Citrus • Mint
For the crocheter who needs to slow down, breathe and unwind.

•REFRESH — Lemongrass • Mint
A bright, fresh pick-me-up for getting through the next project.

•BALANCE — Variety
A little bit of everything for the crocheter who can't choose just one.

• BRAVO — Cranberry
A fun, fruity favorite for celebrating a finished project — or surviving one.

WHAT'S INSIDE: 

Each Crochet Survival Kit includes a combination of handmade bath and body favorites, including:

• Handcrafted artisan soap
• Natural sugar body scrub
• Lip balm
• Aromatherapy/sleep spray
• Milk chocolate
• Beautiful gift wrapping
• A hilarious “I Crochet So I Don't Kill People” card

Everything is handcrafted in small batches in Shady Valley, Tennessee, making this a truly unique gift for the crochet lover in your life.

Perfect for the crocheter who...

• Has yarn everywhere
• Owns more crochet hooks than anyone needs
• Says “I'm almost finished” for three more hours
• Has 14 WIPs going at once
• Needs a little self-care after frogging an entire project
•Loves funny crochet gifts
• Deserves a gift that's actually made for them

GREAT FOR: 

Crochet gifts • birthday gifts • Christmas gifts • funny gifts for crocheters • gifts for crochet friends • craft lover gifts • yarn lover gifts • self-care gifts • thank-you gifts • just-because gifts

Because sometimes the best way to keep a crocheter from killing people is to give them chocolate, soap and permission to relax.