Trump Survival Kit - Gift Wrapped (5PC)

Bring a little humor, personality, and conversation to gift-giving with the Trump Survival Kit...a lighthearted novelty care package inspired by modern political culture and public figures.

Whether you’re shopping for a political enthusiast, hosting an election night party, looking for a funny gag gift, or simply enjoying a bit of patriotic humor, this box is designed to spark laughs and conversation.

This is a humor-based novelty gift and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any political figure or campaign.

 What’s Inside:

• Handcrafted artisan soap bar (3 oz) – “wash away the drama” themed
• Organic sugar body scrub (5 oz) – refresh & reset
• Aromatherapy spray (2 oz) – calm the chaos
• Nourishing lip balm (0.15 oz) – everyday humor + care
• Surprise treat – because every debate deserves a snack

Choose Your Scent Collection:

• Cranberry Bliss – bright, bold, and energizing
• Rosemary Mint – warm, classic, and grounding
• Lemongrass Mint – crisp and refreshing
• Lavender Citrus – calming with a clean finish

Choose Your Treat:

• Milk or Dark Chocolate  Seasonal Option (Nov–April):
• Rotating patriotic-themed gourmet snack or comfort treat Warmer Months
  
• Organic salt soak
• Organic herbal tea
• Organic coffee

Perfect For:

• Political humor and gag gifts
• Election night parties
• White elephant gift exchanges
• Patriotic celebrations (4th of July, Memorial Day, etc.)
• Funny birthday gifts
• Office or coworker joke gifts
• Conversation starter gift boxes
• Collectors of novelty or themed kits

 Why It Exists

Sometimes the best way to handle politics is with humor, a little self-care, and a moment to reset.

This kit is designed to bring lighthearted fun into a very loud world.

Packaging

Beautifully packaged and ready to gift. Includes optional personalized message at checkout.

Handmade With Care

Lovingly handcrafted in Tennessee by Made In The Shady Inc.